WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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