yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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