But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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