i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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