I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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