I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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