i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
You pole danced in your parka.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Randomize
