it hurts more in the daytime
Do vagina's smell?
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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