I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
dude. I can hear the air.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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