what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
I don't think brook has ever known best
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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