So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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