so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
Randomize
