The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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