yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
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