We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I need water and some morals
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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