dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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