I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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