oh god the rape fog is back!
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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