Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
MIDGETS
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Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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