I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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