You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
My life is pants optional.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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