I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
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