I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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