also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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