My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
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