Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
You've changed since you got that strap on
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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