told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Randomize
