Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
i think my cat just said my name.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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