Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
Randomize
