i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
Randomize
