I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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