after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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