You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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