your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
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