thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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