Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
false alarm. still invincible.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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