Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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