if i died would you start the facebook group?
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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