he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
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