So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
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