we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
This couple is walking their pig around campus
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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