Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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