Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I forgot how hot balto sounded
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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