i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
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