You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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