But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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