Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Randomize
