are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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