Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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