Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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