Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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